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		<title>Happy Hallowe&#8217;en 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 01:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[halloween]]></category>
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		<title>Victor Garber Has a Comedy Ear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 12:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Victor Garber is one of my favorite actors working. I&#8217;ve been following him for years, but (slow on the uptake, true to form) it was only last week when I noticed that he has a comedy ear. Now that I&#8217;ve noticed it, I can&#8217;t stop noticing it. Several years ago I was stung on the [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001255/" target="_new">Victor Garber</a> is one of my favorite actors working. I&#8217;ve been following him for years, but (slow on the uptake, true to form) it was only last week when I noticed that he has a comedy ear. Now that I&#8217;ve noticed it, I can&#8217;t <i>stop</i> noticing it. Several years ago I was stung on the ear by a yellowjacket while mowing the lawn. For days afterward one of my ears was preposterously swollen, but it still registered only an embarassingly distant second to Mssr. Garber&#8217;s natural asymmetry. I&#8217;m not kidding, I&#8217;ve even picked up on the fact that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinematographer" target="_new">DPs</a> give it special consideration when lighting scenes.</p>
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<p>Dude, <i>ear</i>.</p>
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		<title>Nerd Humor</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/nerd-humor-2</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 16:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[hilarity]]></category>
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		<title>Count Olaf</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/count-olaf</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 19:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Swim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the abyss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ukulele]]></category>

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		<title>Yep, We&#8217;re a Data Company</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/yep-were-a-data-company</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/yep-were-a-data-company#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The parking lot of the company I work for. Seeing this is a daily source of amusement.]]></description>
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The parking lot of the company I work for. Seeing this is a daily source of amusement.</p>
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		<title>Choose Your Own Caption</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/choose-your-own-caption</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 23:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Swim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the abyss]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Muddy Buddy 2011 OR Gulliver in the Land of Lilliput OR The Hooboy Sisters]]></description>
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<i>Muddy Buddy 2011</i><br />
OR<br />
<i>Gulliver in the Land of Lilliput</i><br />
OR<br />
<i>The Hooboy Sisters</i></p>
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		<title>Apparently, I Own a Unicycle</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/apparently-i-own-a-unicycle</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/apparently-i-own-a-unicycle#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 18:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Swim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the abyss]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Happy birfday to me]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy birfday to me <img src='http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Recent Submission to the City of Richmond Web Site</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/recent-submission-to-the-city-of-richmond-web-site</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/recent-submission-to-the-city-of-richmond-web-site#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Swim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the abyss]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To Whom It May Concern, There is a pothole in the intersection of W. Broad Street and Staples Mill Road. If one is proceeding through the intersection compass direction South on Staples Mill (33E) and crosses W. Broad Street while in the left hand lane, the pothole will conveniently identify its location to you by [...]]]></description>
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<p>There is a pothole in the intersection of W. Broad Street and Staples Mill Road. If one is proceeding through the intersection compass direction South on Staples Mill (33E) and crosses W. Broad Street while in the left hand lane, the pothole will conveniently identify its location to you by jamming your driver&#8217;s side front tire into the wheel well, every single damn time.</p>
<p>Best regards,<br />
Anthony</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s a Metaphor, or Something</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/its-a-metaphor-or-something</link>
		<comments>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/its-a-metaphor-or-something#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>
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		<title>Oh, my.</title>
		<link>http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/oh-my</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2010 20:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mrpikes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spotted on a co-worker&#8217;s desk. If you, gentle reader, regard this image and say, &#8220;So? It&#8217;s a pen held upright by a magnetic base,&#8221; then, with my apologies, this post is not for you.]]></description>
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<p>If you, gentle reader, regard this image and say, &#8220;So? It&#8217;s a pen held upright by a magnetic base,&#8221; then, with my apologies, this post is not for you.</p>
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