MrPikes Blog » hilarity http://www.mrpikes.com/blog Fear It. Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:42:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Colledge http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/colledge http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/colledge#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:42:07 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=910 http://www.collegeedge.org

Let’s hope that their editors aren’t responsible for developing the web site…

Colledge

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/colledge/feed 0 Dur Hurd http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/dur-hurd http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/dur-hurd#comments Thu, 01 Jul 2010 00:00:18 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=905 Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Dur Hurd

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/dur-hurd/feed 0 Nerd Humor http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/nerd-humor http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/nerd-humor#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 18:40:13 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=900 This gag is quintessentially Futurama. Welcome back, guys. You were missed.

Futurama

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/nerd-humor/feed 0 I See N Scale Fat People http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/i-see-n-scale-fat-people http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/i-see-n-scale-fat-people#comments Sat, 15 May 2010 11:07:06 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=885 N Scale Fat People

We came across this delightful offering in the model train section of a hobby shop last weekend. Unfortunately, they were all out of Cripples.

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/i-see-n-scale-fat-people/feed 2 Soylent Tagliatelle is Black People http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/soylent-tagliatelle-is-black-people http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/soylent-tagliatelle-is-black-people#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:54:48 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=876 Penguin Group Australia is reprinting 7,000 copies of the Pasta Bible because one recipe calls for “salt and freshly ground black people.”

This reminds me of a Freudian slip I committed recently while having brunch with my father.

What I meant to say was:

Dad, will you please pass the pepper?

What came out was:

You lousy prick, you ruined my childhood.

Previously.

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/soylent-tagliatelle-is-black-people/feed 1 Appropriate Use of Yelling in Capitals http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/appropriate-use-of-yelling-in-capitals http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/appropriate-use-of-yelling-in-capitals#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 17:12:51 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=869 Which can KILL YOU

For a laugh, read it aloud in a serious voice and yell the last two words.

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/appropriate-use-of-yelling-in-capitals/feed 0 Rape Leaves. Do Not Want. http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/rape-leaves-do-not-want http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/rape-leaves-do-not-want#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:10:32 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=853 Rape Leaves

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/rape-leaves-do-not-want/feed 0 Goodnight Keith Moon http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/goodnight-keith-moon http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/goodnight-keith-moon#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:56:41 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=805 Goodnight Keith Moon

Buh…buh..bb…bb…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Previously.

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/goodnight-keith-moon/feed 0 Protect Your Chicken From Dokken http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:13:15 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=769

The alternate “Deny” ending can be found here:

http://everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html

In terms of actual protection, I suppose I could throw the box that the software comes in at an intruder, but it’s still a funny ad.

]]> http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/protect-your-chicken-from-dokken/feed 0 And the Bagboy Totally Digs Amputee Porn http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/and-the-bagboy-totally-digs-amputee-porn http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/and-the-bagboy-totally-digs-amputee-porn#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:55:39 +0000 mrpikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=758 Your Cashier Was Gay

Previously.

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