Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?

A: She screamed her hands off.

http://www.collegeedge.org

Let’s hope that their editors aren’t responsible for developing the web site…

Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

This gag is quintessentially Futurama. Welcome back, guys. You were missed.

We came across this delightful offering in the model train section of a hobby shop last weekend. Unfortunately, they were all out of Cripples.

Penguin Group Australia is reprinting 7,000 copies of the Pasta Bible because one recipe calls for “salt and freshly ground black people.”

This reminds me of a Freudian slip I committed recently while having brunch with my father.

What I meant to say was:

Dad, will you please pass the pepper?

What came out was:

You lousy prick, you ruined my childhood.

Previously.

For a laugh, read it aloud in a serious voice and yell the last two words.

Buh…buh..bb…bb…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Previously.

The alternate “Deny” ending can be found here:

http://everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html

In terms of actual protection, I suppose I could throw the box that the software comes in at an intruder, but it’s still a funny ad.