Silent Alarm
Friday, August 13th, 2010
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
A: She screamed her hands off.
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Posts Tagged ‘hilarity’Silent AlarmFriday, August 13th, 2010
Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? A: She screamed her hands off. ColledgeThursday, July 1st, 2010Let’s hope that their editors aren’t responsible for developing the web site…
Nerd HumorSaturday, June 26th, 2010This gag is quintessentially Futurama. Welcome back, guys. You were missed.
I See N Scale Fat PeopleSaturday, May 15th, 2010
We came across this delightful offering in the model train section of a hobby shop last weekend. Unfortunately, they were all out of Cripples. Soylent Tagliatelle is Black PeopleThursday, April 22nd, 2010Penguin Group Australia is reprinting 7,000 copies of the Pasta Bible because one recipe calls for “salt and freshly ground black people.” This reminds me of a Freudian slip I committed recently while having brunch with my father. What I meant to say was:
What came out was:
Appropriate Use of Yelling in CapitalsSunday, April 11th, 2010
For a laugh, read it aloud in a serious voice and yell the last two words. Protect Your Chicken From DokkenTuesday, September 15th, 2009
The alternate “Deny” ending can be found here: http://everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html In terms of actual protection, I suppose I could throw the box that the software comes in at an intruder, but it’s still a funny ad. |
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