The United States 2008 Olympic Waterboarding Team

We won’t even need to haul our own equipment. I’m sure China has spares.

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Google search results for Consbreastution.

Also: Clbuttic

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I’ve been trying to coin a term for this for years, only to find it perfectly defined on Urban Dictionary:

Meanderthal – People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.

I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn’t been stuck behind that meanderthal.

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Always good for a diversion, omnomnomnom.com is a collection of images doctored so as to suggest a monster consuming someone or something. It is critically important to say “Om Nom Nom Nom!” in a Cookie Monster voice while refreshing your way through the pictures. Below is my own meager contribution to the art form: