In the spirit of McSweeney’s Lists, MrPikes proudly presents:
Movie Sequels In Which We’d Love to See Harrison Ford
- Indiana Jones and the Last Will and Testament
- Indiana Jones and the Endorsement of Affordable Term Life Insurance With No Medical Exam
- Indiana Jones and the Quest for Cialis
- The Old Indiana Jones Chronicles
- The Lumbar Strikes Back
- Blade Walker
See, it’s funny, ’cause he’s old…