Comments on: Fun with Telemarketers http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/fun-with-telemarketers Fear It. Thu, 27 May 2010 20:55:47 -0400 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: MrPikes http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/fun-with-telemarketers/comment-page-1#comment-33 MrPikes Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:03:41 +0000 http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=28#comment-33 Simply brilliant. Simply brilliant.

]]> By: Gokmop http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/fun-with-telemarketers/comment-page-1#comment-32 Gokmop Mon, 27 Feb 2006 13:41:06 +0000 http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=28#comment-32 I have always preferred the "sell the seller" approach. (Ring, ring. It's 6:30PM and I'm having dinner) <b>Gokmop</b>: Hello? <b>Phonedroid</b>: Is Mr. Gok Mop available? <b>Gokmop</b>: Who's calling please? <b>Phonedroid:</b> This is Max Shaftem, calling from Mortgasm Financial Co! <b>Gokmop</b>: Well Max, I sure am glad you've called. Because today I'd like to tell you about a revolutionary new advancement in vacuum cleaner technology that can clean your entire house in half the time. Oh sure, you probably think it sounds like some kind of crazy science fiction. I mean, who would think that you could get professional-grade value out of an inexpensive home unit? <b>Phonedroid</b>: Yes, well, let me tell you about our offerings a moment, I... <b>Gokmop</b>: And what an offering it is, Max! This vaccum cleaner sucks like nothing you've seen before! <b>Phonedroid</b>: (click) I have always preferred the “sell the seller” approach.

(Ring, ring. It’s 6:30PM and I’m having dinner)

Gokmop: Hello?
Phonedroid: Is Mr. Gok Mop available?
Gokmop: Who’s calling please?
Phonedroid: This is Max Shaftem, calling from Mortgasm Financial Co!
Gokmop: Well Max, I sure am glad you’ve called. Because today I’d like to tell you about a revolutionary new advancement in vacuum cleaner technology that can clean your entire house in half the time. Oh sure, you probably think it sounds like some kind of crazy science fiction. I mean, who would think that you could get professional-grade value out of an inexpensive home unit?
Phonedroid: Yes, well, let me tell you about our offerings a moment, I…
Gokmop: And what an offering it is, Max! This vaccum cleaner sucks like nothing you’ve seen before!
Phonedroid: (click)

]]> By: Bones http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/fun-with-telemarketers/comment-page-1#comment-31 Bones Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:48:33 +0000 http://www.mrpikes.com/blog/?p=28#comment-31 Spank ewe. Phalanges decorum, Bones Spank ewe.

Phalanges decorum,

Bones

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