I don’t know, Doc. It’s like any little thing brings that horrible day rushing back.

And they were never seen again…

♫ He sees you when you’re sleeping ♫

Great Moments in History: The Invention of the Ball Gag

I’m going to give Santa the benefit of the doubt and assume he had a cold.

Wow. I…wow.

The child on the left appears to be playing Tyrannosaurus rex. The child on the right appears to be playing its victim.

I executed this exact same move when I was three years old and Mom took me to my first haunted house.

Edward Gorey called. He wants his kid back.

Scariest. Santa. Ever.