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October 30th, 2016 - Happy Hallowe'en 2016!
October 23rd, 2016 - This Shit Just Writes Itself
October 7th, 2016 - Poet for Hire
September 27th, 2016 - The Treachery of Hairdos
July 21st, 2016 - "Dicktator" Seemed Inflammatory
June 8th, 2016 - November Feels A Long Way Off
June 4th, 2016 - Mary Kathryn MacEoin
April 16th, 2016 - Lighter on Subtlety
March 19th, 2016 - This Is Likely To Escalate Quickly
February 27th, 2016 - The Frustrated Pedant
February 22nd, 2016 - Yet Even More Slashdot Tag Humor
May 2nd, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: Postamble
May 2nd, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #1 Harold and Maude (1971)
May 1st, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #2 Out of Sight (1998)
April 29th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #3 Gun Shy (2000)
April 26th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #4 Miller’s Crossing (1990)
April 24th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #5 Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
April 22nd, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #6 Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1990)
April 19th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #7 Cabin in the Woods (2012)
April 17th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #8 Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
April 11th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #9 Inglourious Basterds (2009)
April 9th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: #10 Fight Club (1999)
April 9th, 2015 - MrPikes' Top 10 Favorite Movies: Preamble
November 29th, 2014 - Jake's Book
November 15th, 2014 - Asif
October 26th, 2014 - Happy Hallowe'en 2014!
August 24th, 2014 - As Opposed To?
August 10th, 2014 - Costume Party
July 13th, 2014 - The Word Is...
June 8th, 2014 - 47 Year-Old Woman
December 19th, 2013 - Dick Dynasty
October 25th, 2013 - Ventriloquist
October 22nd, 2013 - Just for Dogs
July 13th, 2013 - Leveraging Collaborative Synergies
July 6th, 2013 - Steve
April 28th, 2013 - Waylaid
December 20th, 2012 - Happy Birthday
October 30th, 2012 - The Timely Pedant
October 28th, 2012 - Happy Hallowe’en 2012
September 25th, 2012 - Kaine vs Allen Debates
April 8th, 2012 - Happy @#$%ing Easter
March 31st, 2012 - The Helpful Pedant
March 11th, 2012 - I Am Such a Child
March 11th, 2012 - Nobody Likes a Goddamn Pedant
January 23rd, 2012 - A Win for the Fourth Amendment. Meh.
November 2nd, 2011 - National Motto
October 30th, 2011 - Happy Hallowe'en 2011
September 11th, 2011 - Bouncer Wanted
August 13th, 2011 - Victor Garber Has a Comedy Ear
August 6th, 2011 - Nerd Humor
July 29th, 2011 - Two Lines to Amuse Yourself When Stopped by the Local Constabulary
July 10th, 2011 - Count Olaf
July 10th, 2011 - 2011 British Grand Prix
June 2nd, 2011 - Yep, We're a Data Company
May 29th, 2011 - Breaking News from Monaco: Lewis Hamilton is a Twat
May 2nd, 2011 - Choose Your Own Caption
March 21st, 2011 - Lizard
December 20th, 2010 - Apparently, I Own a Unicycle
December 9th, 2010 - Recent Submission to the City of Richmond Web Site
November 29th, 2010 - It's a Metaphor, or Something
November 18th, 2010 - Oh, my.
October 31st, 2010 - Yay Hallowe'en!
October 27th, 2010 - I'm Batman, Redux
October 14th, 2010 - Rich Whitey
October 8th, 2010 - Don't Tell My Mom
August 29th, 2010 - Comfort Food
August 13th, 2010 - Silent Alarm
July 1st, 2010 - Colledge
June 30th, 2010 - Dur Hurd
June 26th, 2010 - Nerd Humor
June 26th, 2010 - My Favorite Food Is Food Inside of Other Food
May 15th, 2010 - I See N Scale Fat People
April 22nd, 2010 - Soylent Tagliatelle is Black People
April 11th, 2010 - Appropriate Use of Yelling in Capitals
March 25th, 2010 - On Being Inadvertently, Inevitably Derivative
March 25th, 2010 - Rape Leaves. Do Not Want.
March 7th, 2010 - Egg Tray Ninja
March 7th, 2010 - I'm Batman
January 30th, 2010 - Dollhouse WTF?
January 23rd, 2010 - Balls...
December 31st, 2009 - Winter Wonderland, My Ass
December 9th, 2009 - Even More Om Nom Nom Nom!
November 25th, 2009 - Goodnight Keith Moon
October 31st, 2009 - Merry @#$%ing Hallowe'en
October 16th, 2009 - Hotlinking
October 4th, 2009 - My Girlfriend is Very Funny
September 15th, 2009 - Duplo Bar Graph
September 15th, 2009 - Protect Your Chicken From Dokken
September 15th, 2009 - 5:21 A.M. Good Morning to you, too, Kitty
August 17th, 2009 - And the Bagboy Totally Digs Amputee Porn
August 15th, 2009 - Divine Comedy
August 3rd, 2009 - Owen Fail
August 2nd, 2009 - If You're Into It
August 2nd, 2009 - Fisting. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
August 2nd, 2009 - Eat Me
July 12th, 2009 - Oh Hell!
July 6th, 2009 - Leave Hitler Alone!
July 5th, 2009 - Genuine American Exceptionalism
June 14th, 2009 - Passing Gas
June 14th, 2009 - Do Re Mi
May 16th, 2009 - Amorize
May 7th, 2009 - Manny's Nails
May 6th, 2009 - All Her Favorite Fruit
April 30th, 2009 - To The Minivan!
April 27th, 2009 - @#$%ing Springtime
April 13th, 2009 - The Pottery That Offends
April 9th, 2009 - I, For One, Welcome Our New Five-Inch Alien Jesus Overlords
March 23rd, 2009 - Rattlesnake and Poison Oak Playground
March 19th, 2009 - Rattlesnake Creek
March 17th, 2009 - Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
February 28th, 2009 - More Om Nom Nom Nom!
February 27th, 2009 - I HEART Local News
February 11th, 2009 - Such Great Heights
February 5th, 2009 - The WTF Blanket
December 20th, 2008 - Merry @#$%ing Christmas
December 15th, 2008 - Geographic Literacy Satire
December 4th, 2008 - An Early Birthday Present To Myself
November 20th, 2008 - Douche Nine
November 16th, 2008 - Still More Accepted Than Discover
November 5th, 2008 - MrPikes, Election Officer (the reflux mix)
October 27th, 2008 - Why Must I Make Wholesome Activities Disturbing?
October 25th, 2008 - Flow Tip #2 - Driving
October 15th, 2008 - The Search Continues
October 14th, 2008 - Damn it...
October 12th, 2008 - Literally
October 4th, 2008 - Flow Tip #1 - Voice Mail
October 2nd, 2008 - 401 Special K
October 2nd, 2008 - Even More Slashdot Tag Humor
September 21st, 2008 - On Flow
September 7th, 2008 - Yet More Slashdot Tag Humor
September 1st, 2008 - Sweet Twelve-Inch Talking Poseable Jesus!
August 25th, 2008 - Typo Eradication Advancement League
August 19th, 2008 - Instant Rimshot
August 11th, 2008 - WTF?
July 29th, 2008 - More Double Take Advertising
July 24th, 2008 - ibonkedmymom
July 9th, 2008 - Mondegreens
July 2nd, 2008 - Tyson Homosexual
June 24th, 2008 - Were Now Online
June 22nd, 2008 - Om Nom Nom Nom, Revisited
May 27th, 2008 - Intriguing
May 21st, 2008 - Chess Champion Gary Kasparov Attacked by Flying Penis
May 19th, 2008 - Movie Sequels In Which We'd Love to See Harrison Ford
May 18th, 2008 - Same Shit, Different Blog
May 5th, 2008 - Shit, It's My 100th Post
April 21st, 2008 - GET vs. POST
April 17th, 2008 - The Doomsday Algorithm
April 7th, 2008 - Discrete vs. Discreet
April 6th, 2008 - Compare Stuff
April 1st, 2008 - Print *This*, Pal
March 31st, 2008 - What Does Schadenfreude Mean? Ask Max Mosley. He Speaks German.
March 30th, 2008 - Heikki Kovalainen
March 25th, 2008 - Fine, It's Not Torture. So Let's Compete.
March 22nd, 2008 - More Slashdot Tag Humor
March 22nd, 2008 - Do Not Reply
March 21st, 2008 - Wikihistory - A Short Story
March 1st, 2008 - ...and he blinks but once a day
March 1st, 2008 - Consbreastution
February 4th, 2008 - Slashdot Tag Humor
January 29th, 2008 - A Sudden Outbreak of Common Sense
January 29th, 2008 - More Fun With Telemarketers
January 28th, 2008 - Meaty Beaty Big and Bouncy
January 22nd, 2008 - Donner, Party of Seven?
January 17th, 2008 - WTF?
January 15th, 2008 - Meanderthal
January 15th, 2008 - Coining a Joke
January 15th, 2008 - Om Nom Nom Nom!
January 15th, 2008 - Roy Orbison Wrapped in Clingfilm
January 14th, 2008 - What, Too Soon?
December 19th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 12
December 18th, 2007 - Restraint
December 18th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 11
December 17th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 10
December 16th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 9
December 15th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 8
December 14th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 7
December 13th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 6
December 12th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 5
December 11th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 4
December 10th, 2007 - Remember To Teen-Proof Your Home This Winter
December 10th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 3
December 9th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 2
December 8th, 2007 - Twelve Days of Terror - Day 1
October 30th, 2007 - More Fail
September 10th, 2007 - Support *This*
September 8th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 14
September 7th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 13
September 6th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 12
September 5th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 11
September 4th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 10
September 3rd, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 9
September 2nd, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 8
September 1st, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 7
August 31st, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 6
August 30th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 5
August 29th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 4
August 28th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 3
August 27th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 2
August 26th, 2007 - Fourteen Days of FAIL - Day 1
August 19th, 2007 - Is This Because of the Al Qaeda?
May 24th, 2007 - Playing Tricks
April 20th, 2007 - THE ALGORITHM IS WHY IT BURNS WHEN I PEE
April 4th, 2007 - It Tolls for Thee
March 27th, 2007 - The Monty Hall Problem Revisited
March 25th, 2007 - The Monty Hall Problem
March 9th, 2007 - Monopoly Guy Rich
February 26th, 2007 - Brave New Ballot
February 15th, 2007 - NOO-klee-ur
December 31st, 2006 - Visa Can Bite My Priceless Bag
November 22nd, 2006 - Sousveillance
November 9th, 2006 - MrPikes, Election Officer Redux
November 4th, 2006 - Why I Don't Say The Pledge of Allegiance
November 3rd, 2006 - MrPikes, Election Officer
September 30th, 2006 - DRE Voting Machines
September 17th, 2006 - This Pasta Salad Tastes Like Shit!
September 11th, 2006 - Intended Consequences
September 3rd, 2006 - Size Matters
June 29th, 2006 - Your Ring Tone Sucks
June 10th, 2006 - Hey, No Fair Using "Tiger Hand"
June 8th, 2006 - Aqueous Equinox
May 22nd, 2006 - Acronym Salad: AT&T, NSA, EFF, FISA, OMFG
April 2nd, 2006 - Movie Theatres on the Brink of Extinction...Again
March 16th, 2006 - One Goose Step Forward
February 26th, 2006 - Fun with Telemarketers
February 22nd, 2006 - American Exceptionalism - #5:
February 19th, 2006 - Virginia Abandons Former Slogan
February 5th, 2006 - Poor Man's Mint Julep
January 13th, 2006 - RFID
January 9th, 2006 - American Exceptionalism - #4:
December 26th, 2005 - Further Thoughts on the Wiretap Scandal
December 22nd, 2005 - American Exceptionalism - #3:
December 22nd, 2005 - It's Impeachment Time
December 16th, 2005 - Snowclones
December 16th, 2005 - American Exceptionalism - #2:
December 14th, 2005 - American Exceptionalism - #1:
November 13th, 2005 - DRM and Sony
November 7th, 2005 - Kashmir Earthquake Relief
October 31st, 2005 - Happy Hallowe'en!
October 30th, 2005 - Daylight Saving Time
October 8th, 2005 - Metaphors Be With You
September 18th, 2005 - Crossing Over, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Internet
September 7th, 2005 - Coincidence
August 31st, 2005 - Intelligent Design
August 28th, 2005 - Why do I do these things?

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