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Soylent Tagliatelle is Black People

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

Penguin Group Australia is reprinting 7,000 copies of the Pasta Bible because one recipe calls for “salt and freshly ground black people.”

This reminds me of a Freudian slip I committed recently while having brunch with my father.

What I meant to say was:

Dad, will you please pass the pepper?

What came out was:

You lousy prick, you ruined my childhood.

Previously.


Appropriate Use of Yelling in Capitals

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Which can KILL YOU

For a laugh, read it aloud in a serious voice and yell the last two words.



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