Colledge
July 1st, 2010Let’s hope that their editors aren’t responsible for developing the web site…
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ColledgeJuly 1st, 2010Let’s hope that their editors aren’t responsible for developing the web site…
Nerd HumorJune 26th, 2010This gag is quintessentially Futurama. Welcome back, guys. You were missed.
My Favorite Food Is Food Inside of Other FoodJune 26th, 2010MrPikes presents: Goat Cheese-Stuffed Chicken Breasts 4 boneless chicken breast halves, skinned Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Pound chicken between sheets of waxed paper to 1/4″ thickness. Pat chicken dry. Combine cheese, green onions and basil in small bowl. Season with salt and pepper. Spread chicken mixture lengthwise over half of each chicken piece. Tuck short ends in. Roll chicken up, starting at one long side, into tight cylinders. Tie ends with string or secure with toothpicks. Refrigerate until firm. Remove string (or toothpicks), dip chicken in egg, allowing excess to drip into bowl. Roll in bread crumbs (or corn flakes). Place chicken in an 8″ square baking dish. Pour 2 tablespoons melted butter over. Bake until cooked through, about 20 minutes. Serves 4.
Tongue. Boner. I See N Scale Fat PeopleMay 15th, 2010
We came across this delightful offering in the model train section of a hobby shop last weekend. Unfortunately, they were all out of Cripples. Soylent Tagliatelle is Black PeopleApril 22nd, 2010Penguin Group Australia is reprinting 7,000 copies of the Pasta Bible because one recipe calls for “salt and freshly ground black people.” This reminds me of a Freudian slip I committed recently while having brunch with my father. What I meant to say was:
What came out was:
Appropriate Use of Yelling in CapitalsApril 11th, 2010
For a laugh, read it aloud in a serious voice and yell the last two words. On Being Inadvertently, Inevitably DerivativeMarch 25th, 2010The other day I had an original thought, which occurs less frequently than I would like. Extemporaneously, in conversation, I referred to one of my very close associates as Douche ex machina (to see that upon which I was riffing, see here if you are not familiar). Google? 13,700 hits on that exact string. I fucking hate the Internet. It makes me feel small when I should feel clever. |
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